Yes, today’s post is about one of the most classic shoes to ever exist — the Christian Louboutin New Simple Pump, in the most classic variation of Black Patent.

Despite this being one of the more “boring” shoes Louboutin has produced, to me nothing is sexier than this simple, sleek shoe with this crazy heel and striking contrast between shiny black patent leather and the red sole. It’s sexy because it doesn’t try too hard, like some of his other creations. It just elegantly takes every outfit you have up a notch.

Now, these are actually supposed to be one of his more comfortable shoes, given that there is a platform to offset some of the height from the 120mm (~4.7 inches) heel. However, I personally would not use the word “comfortable” to describe these. The near 5″ heel feels like a near 5″  heel and you almost feel like your leg has to bend a different way to accommodate these while walking. Now given the highest I usually go is approx 3-4″, this could just be an adjustment issue. But for now, these will be my sittin’ pretty, eating dinner shoes, not for walking.

But let’s be honest. These beauties are worth any pain. They are statement, investment pieces that will turn heads no matter the outfit, from tees and jeans to dresses. Worth. It. Get ’em here from Neiman Marcus for $775.

If I win the lottery tomorrow, the first thing I’d buy is this gorgeous, beautiful, vintagey, beautiful x 100 Mark Cross Scottie bag. In Cognac. And Black. And Burgundy.

Why do I love this bag so much? First of all, it’s the perfect size for the new minimalist me. Better than a small clutch though, this can carry my iPad on top of my essentials. Maybe even a Macbook Air. Second, it’s so no frills and so classic, with a brand like Mark Cross that has so much history yet isn’t blasting their logos all over the place like other high end designers. They don’t need to. Their style and quality exudes luxury better than anything. Third, look at that color and leather. I mean, I’d just want to pet it and smell it all day. Can’t possibly overstate how much I want to. And that gold clasp is the perfect pop of gold hardware. Lastly, it’s versatile and can be carried by the arm, which is a very ladylike, elegant look, or cross-body or on the shoulder with the strap, which is so convenient and effortless.

I have to admit, I didn’t even know who they were until I saw this bag on Taylor Swift and immediately thought, this is the bag I’ve always looked for and wanted. I got the “I got to have it” bug, immediately launching a search for the name of this bag. Found it available online only at Barneys, and it was sold out. Not to mention $2,450 (!!!). I didn’t even care. I called up Barneys and conducted a nationwide search for this bag. No dice — it was sold out everywhere. Probably because so many people saw it on Taylor Swift and had the same urge as me. Boo.

But then, after giving up all hope, I found this available on Barneys.com again just two days ago. But, now that it’s available and I’ve had some time to cool down, I find myself questioning the high price tag. There used to be a time when I wouldn’t have hesitated on dropping $3K on a bag, and this would’ve seemed like nothing, but now, with so many responsibilities, it’s hard to justify a bag that’s close to $3k. But I love it, I love it, I love it. What’s a girl to do? Just look at it!

To further tempt me, Mark Cross has created this bag in different sizes, in different colors. I’m loving the black and the burgundy also….

If you’ve been waiting for this bag like I have and can swing the price tag, now’s the time to snatch these up before they sell out again! Get it here in Cognac at Barneys. Go go go!